parker

The weekend needs to be longer.
See someone annoying at school. And try to sneak pass them. But they notice you and call your name.

painiack:

Fuck!

See someone annoying at school. And try to sneak pass them. But they notice you and call your name.

painiack:

Fuck!

irenewilliamsx3:

Slut: One who engages in sexual activity with a large number of persons, occasionally simultaneously.

Not a girl who wears short shorts or has a lot of guy friends.

Bitch: A women with an unecessary bad attitude or someone who does everything they are told.

Not a person who makes a point and stands for what she believes in.

Flirt: A person who is innocently overly friendly, especially the type of friendliness that is interpeted as seduction.

Not a person who simply says hi or gives someone a small compliment.

Wanna hear a joke about my dick?

aznjimmy:

ahoyimcarly:

sincerelyninaa:

Never mind. It’s too long!

Wanna hear a joke about my vagina?

Nevermind, you’ll never get it.

Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your dick.

SO, I wear Jordans cleaner then your pussy